some people cannot figure out what to do with me. I confuse them. I have little use for practical clothing but I find a standard dictionary and cardboard boxes to be incredibly worthwhile accessories. I may not be able to maintain long-term relationships, but I can tell you why: according to Freud, Nietzsche, Jung, Vattimo…..
I have an entire song about chocolate chip cookies and I will sing it to you, even as you walk away from me and criticize my pitch. But realistically that won’t happen, because I am so cute that you can’t stand it. You may walk away because of cuteness overload, but not from my lack of vocal mastery.
I like fashion and pretty things. I also like tails, furry objects, bacon, watching my friends light large structures on fire and rainbows. and sparkles. I also happen to love the pursuit of knowledge and higher education. Yes, I know this is quite the unlikely combination.
Yesterday I went to the grocery store. Upon parking, my toes frantically searched the floor of my toaster for shoes. There were no shoes. However, I did have six books, a Mexican blanket, two hula hoops and a snorkel. I may not be able to buy nutella and grapes, but I am totally ready for the underwater, south-of-the-border rave in the library.