so, i am hand-crafting a very elaborate dinosaur costume for October 31st, but I have decided to ham it up on the saturday before halloween. the bar that i work at has a sexy bash every year…

i will be adding black thigh highs, tall black vinyl boots, a sequin bow tie, big fake eyelashes, a cute piggy tail and my hot ass

if you cant beat ‘em, dress up like a slutty pig. 

Inspiration:

and of course the bacon bikini:

NOT inspiration:

….make it rain on this pig